Terrain Binoculars

Should I help my wife?

Following a recent episode of late night binge drinking at the Raffles club with my chums, I found myself in quite a good mood this morning. Anyway, I was lolling about the manor early hours, and could just make out with my binoculars, my wife relaxed in the upper-field reading her newspaper. I quickly decided to order my groundsman release Jeremy (my bull), in turn terrify my good lady, into scuttling across the terrain in a complete frenzy. She now sits, teetering on a branch of a tree, protesting at high volume.
Why does she not, see the funny side to anything, and how do I get her back down safley, and back onto terra-firma?

Sir!
How very unchivalrous you are to employ a 'joke' which rendered one's poor spouse losing her dignity by 'scuttling' in front of the Servants. Not cricket! Considering you a churl but aware that your good Lady may only profit from my advice in her hour of need, one suggests the following action be taken...

Having removed Jeremy, One thinks one ought to be inclined to send one's Groundsman to proffer assistance to your good lady wife. One should despatch him with a large snifter or two for her, to ease her descent, and perhaps to help cast a warm glow over her anger. Methinks perhaps a little less time treating one's Chums to snootfulls at Raffles and a little more time spent reading poetry to one's wife may be appropriate in order to alleviate the prospect of a messy divorce being splurged across the face of The Times, thereby rendering one a social outcast.

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